Saturday, 22 December 2012

SEKA USUBIRE


    
                                                Eheheheheeeeeeeeeee wuwu!
*U mugabo yashatse kwirarira ku bashyitsi bari bamusuye ngo yerekane ko abana be yabatoje imico myiza yo gusenga. Nibwo yahamagaye agahungu ke gatoya ngo kaze gasengere abashyitsi babone gutaha. Nuko akana karatangira kati : Mana turabizi ko uri se w'ipfubyi ukaba n'umugabo w'abapfakazi, ko ukunda abakene.
None rero Mana ndakwinginze ngo ushakire imyambaro abakobwa bambaye ubusa baba muri telefone ya papa na laptop ye! Mana icyo kikaba ari ikifuzo maranye iminsi Amen.


*Umugabo n'umugore bari batuye hino y'inzira, nuko abagenzi bwiriragaho bose bazaga gusaba icumbi muri urwo rugo bakabakira neza ndetse bakanabaha akanyama. Umunsi ku wundi babonaga abashyitsi, bagezaho banyir’urugo barabarambirwa niko kwigira inama yo kubaca mu rugo rwabo. Nuko haza kuza abandi bashyitsi baje kwaka icumbi, bageze kumeza barafungura nuko umwe mu bashyitsi aravuga ati: ibi biryo byari biryoshye! Banyirurugo bati: Nibyo Nibyo. Hano umukozi aziguteka neza imbwa.


*Umusazi yarimo aganira na mugenzi we ku bintu bitandukanye, ikiganiro cyagiye mbere reka siwarora! Hashize akanya sinzi icyo umwe yabwiye mugenzi we nuko undi aramusubiza ati : Sha aho gusara nkawe na bireka.


*Umugabo yagiye mu kiriyo ahantu baturanye, nuko agera mu cyumba harimo imva niko kubona ukuntu ihenze aratangara! Abaza abaraho ati : se kuki mugiye ku mushyingura mu mva ihenze? Baramusubiza bati: Ni ukugira ngo ajyane icyubahiro cye. Nuko nyamugabo agucungira mu ijoro basinziriye nibwo yahise akubita ku mutwe ya mva. Ari munzira ayibye ahura na bakora akazi k’irondo baramubaza bati: bite wa mugabo bo we, urava he ukajya he? umugabo ati: Wapi bari baranshyinguye aho ntashaka none ndimutse. (aba nyarondo ntiyamenye aho banyuze)


*Umugore wari ufite umukozi wo mu rugo w 'inkumi rimwe yigeze kubura ikariso ze ebyiri, nuko ari hamwe n 'umugabo we ahamagara wa mukozi ati: mbwira ko nabuze amakariso yanjye ninde uyiba? Ati kandi wasanga ari wowe uyatwara? Umukozi ati : oya, umugabo wawe yambera umuhamya ntabwo njya nambara ikariso.
Umugabo yasangiye n'umugore we akayoga nuko barizihirwa reka ntiwarora! Kamaze kubageramo umugabo abaza umugore we ati : “ndabona ntazi ahantu nkuzi!” umugore nawe ati : “Nanjye ndabona amaso atari aya”


Umuzungu yari yasuye kimwe mu bihugu byo muri afurika, nuko ageze kumeza yirira imineke, nuko umwirabura we yiriraga inyama ndetse n'amagufwa! umuzungu abaza umwirabura ati : “kombona ino murya inyama n'amagufwa, imbwa zino zirya iki?” umwirabura ati : “imbwa zino zirira imineke gusa”


Ababyeyi bari bafite abana babiri bakaba bari batuye muri etage, nuko ababyeyi bajya ku kazi nk’ibisanzwe abana nabo basigara mu rugo. bahindukiye bavuye ku kazi bagurira abana babo ibisuguti, mukuzamuka muri etage babyibagirirwa mu modoka. Niko kubwira umwana we ngo ajye kuzana ibyo bisuguti mu modoka. Arimo amanuka ageze hagati yumva ijwi rivuga riti: Manuka nkurye! manuka nkurye! Umwana niko gusubirayo avuduka niko kubwira ababyeyi be ati numvise ijwi ry’ikintu cyabwiraga ngo manuka nkurye! ababyeyi nabo bahita bamanuka bahageze bumva koko ryajwi rigira riti: manuka nkurye! nari nanabwiriwe!manuka nkurye!basubira nabo nyuma bahamagara polisi, ihita iza nayo ije gutabara. ngo ihagere,yumva ryajwi riti: manuka nkurye! urenda kuhagera!manuka nkurye! bo bashirika ubwoba niko guhita binjira,ngo bahagere basanga ni umusazi wicaye munsi ya escalier arimo abwira ikimwira cyarimo cyimanuka mu mazuru kigana iya kanwa! ari nacyo yabwiraga ngo manuka nkurye.


Umugore yanyweye inzoga nyinshi peee, agize ngo arahaguruka ngo atahe afata umwana we yari yanjyanye, agiye ku muheka!amuheka macuri. Nibwo asimbije amukora mukanwa ati: yebabaweee! umwana wanjye namuzanye ari umuhungu none bampinduriye bampaye umukobwa!

Umuhigi yahuye n'intare mu ishyamba, nuko ayikubise amaso arivugisha ati: Mana umfashe iyi ntare ibe yarabatijwe! intare nayo iza imusanga iti: Mana iri funguro urihe umugisha!!!
Byashyizweho kuwa 7 nzeri 2010
Umugabo n'umugore bagiye kwa muganga, bagezeyo babwira dogiteri ko yabarebera niba nta kibazo bafite mu gihe barimo batera akabariro. Nuko dogiteri ababaza niba bafite mituweri(mutuelle), bamubwira ko bayifite niko kubatambutsa abereka icyumba bajyamo ngo bakore icyo gikorwa abarebere ko nta kibazo. Nuko igikorwa kirakorwa ndetse kirarangira. Dogiteri ati: mu by'ukuri ndabona nta kibazo mufite rwose! Ubwo barataha. Bidatinze nanone baragaruka bavuga ko bashaka kubigenza nka mbere, bityo bityo bigera aho buri Cyumweru bazagamo nka gatatu. Nuko dogiteri abonye atabyumva niko kubabaza ati : “ariko se ko nababwiye ko ntakibazo, kuki muhora mugaruka hano”? Umugore ati : “aha! nyamara ikibazo kirahari. Uzi umugabo wanjye abimenye yanyica. Umugabo nawe ati : “umugore wanjye we abimenye yandogesha” Ikindi kandi hoteli duherukamo yaraduhenze ariko hano kubera mituweri (mutuelle) twishyura make!!!

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